Something Corporate
If You C Jordan
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Key: Ab

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
Ab   466544
Cm   x35543
Eb   x68886
F#   244322
Fm   133111
C#   x46664

Intro: Ab  Cm  Eb  F# Fm  x2

Verse 1:
Ab (xx1114@1)        Cm (x3101x@1)          Eb (x43121@3)   
  I have a story a bitter anthem
    F# (244322@1) Fm (133111@1)   AbFor (xx1114@1)everyone to hear
           Cm (x3101x@1)               EbAbout (x43121@3)this kid who just don't like me
    F# (244322@1)     Fm (133111@1)  AbAnd (xx1114@1)that's a solid fact
              CmThey (x3101x@1)say he's hunting 
       Ebme (x43121@3)and as you see
    F# (244322@1)        Fm (133111@1)    AbI'm (xx1114@1)all swelled up with fear
              CmCause (x3101x@1)I can't get 
           Ebhim (x43121@3)off my back

Chorus 1:
F# (244322@1)   FmIf (133111@1)you see 
Ab (xx1114@1)      Cm (x3101x@1)    F#Jordan (244322@1)if you see Jordan
   C# (x43121@1) 
He makes me 
Ab (xx1114@1)    Cm (x3101x@1)     F#Sick (244322@1)he makes me sick
C#High (x43121@1)school's
Ab (xx1114@1) Cm (x3101x@1)          F#Over (244322@1)high school's over
C# (x43121@1)       Ab (xx1114@1) F# (244322@1)  C# (x43121@1) And you still won't quit

Post Chorus: Ab  Cm  Eb  F# Fm

Verse 2:
Ab (xx1114@1)                 Cm (x3101x@1) You tried to fight me 
        Eb (x43121@3)    
down at Tyler's beach
    F# (244322@1)  Fm (133111@1)         AbAnd (xx1114@1)man I think that's great
           CmYou (x3101x@1)nearly cried and 
        Ebsaid (x43121@3)to yell at you 
       F# (244322@1)  Fm (133111@1)    AbLike (xx1114@1)I do at all the girls
          CmYou (x3101x@1)drove home real 
              Ebquick (x43121@3)did you make it 
   F# (244322@1)    Fm (133111@1)  AbIn (xx1114@1)time to masturbate?
There's one too many
Cm (x3101x@1)           Ebof (x43121@3)you in this world

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Guitar Solo: Ab  Cm  Eb  F# Fm  x4

Verse 3:
Ab (xx1114@1)           Cm (x3101x@1) You say it's chivalry
          Ebwell (x43121@3)it's jealousy that
F# (244322@1)   Fm (133111@1)    AbLed (xx1114@1)us to this song
              CmWon't (x3101x@1)play it often
        Ebjust (x43121@3)at least until
       F# (244322@1)FmYou're (133111@1)gone 
Ab (xx1114@1)             Cm (x3101x@1) You'll stop at nothing but 
         Ebthe (x43121@3)real thing and everything 
F# (244322@1)  Fm (133111@1)      AbUp (xx1114@1)to that's pretend 
You tried to 
Cm (x3101x@1)          Ebbrainwash (x43121@3)all my friends

Chorus 2:
F# (244322@1)   FmIf (133111@1)you see 
Ab (xx1114@1)      Cm (x3101x@1)    F#Jordan (244322@1)if you see Jordan
   C# (x43121@1) 
He makes me 
Ab (xx1114@1)    Cm (x3101x@1)     F#Sick (244322@1)he makes me sick
C#High (x43121@1)school's
Ab (xx1114@1) Cm (x3101x@1)          F#Over (244322@1)high school's over
C# (x43121@1)       Ab (xx1114@1) F# (244322@1)  C# (x43121@1) And you still won't quit
         AbFuck (xx1114@1)you Jordan 
Cm (x3101x@1)     F#fuck (244322@1)you Jordan
    C#You (x43121@1)made me 
Ab (xx1114@1)     Cm (x3101x@1)    F#Sick (244322@1)you made me sick
C#High (x43121@1)school's
Ab (xx1114@1) Cm (x3101x@1)          F#Over (244322@1)high school's over
C# (x43121@1)      Ab (xx1114@1) I don't care if 
             F#you (244322@1)dye your hair
You'll always be a 
C# (x43121@1)            C#(hold)
little red head bitch!

Ending Solo: Ab  Cm  F#  C#   x4 Ab(hold)