Son Of Dork- Ticket Outta Loserville

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1,2 Let's Go! 
C, C/B, F, G

Verse 1
CWhen (x32010@1)I go to sleep I pray 
C/BI'm (x2555x@1)waking up to I got you babe 
FLike (133211@1)the guy from Groundhog Day 
G (320003@1)             F (133211@1)             CJust (x32010@1)wanna live forever this way 
PAUSE
Flash back to seventeen 
C/BI (x2555x@1)Got my ass kicked by the football team 
FAnother (133211@1)Loser on the scene 
G (320003@1)           FEditor (133211@1)of the chess club fanzine 

Pre-Chorus
C (x32010@1)                        C/BI (x2555x@1)asked you out for losing truth or dare 
F (133211@1)                       G (320003@1)             CThe (x32010@1)guys were cracking up 'til you said yes 

Chorus
C (x32010@1)               C/B (x2555x@1)    
Pinch me, is this real?                 
                          F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)                          
I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville 
                       CNow (x32010@1)I'm off the social flat line 
                   C/BThings (x2555x@1)are so good that I'm 
               F (133211@1)        GTaking (320003@1)down my star trek shrine 
                            C (x32010@1)        C/BAnd (x2555x@1)you're more than just a valentine 
          F (133211@1)                                       
You're my ticket outta loserville 

C, C/B, F

Verse 2
C(1 stroke)
She gives me butterflies 
 C/B (x2555x@1) 			         FSays (133211@1)I'm not like all the other guys 
                             GDoesn't (320003@1)care what car I drive 
           FShe (133211@1)still enjoys the ride 
CWhen (x32010@1)I got to sleep I know 
C/BThat (x2555x@1)you'll be there tomorrow 
FAnd (133211@1)it gives me vertigo
G (320003@1)           FIt (133211@1)was just a week ago that 

REPEAT PRE-CHORUS 

Chorus
C (x32010@1)                    C/B (x2555x@1)    
Pinch me, is this real? 
                         F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)                                      
I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville 
                       CNow (x32010@1)I'm off the social flat line 
                    C/BThings (x2555x@1)are so good that I'm 
              F (133211@1)         GTaking (320003@1)down my star trek shrine 

C,C/B, F, G

Bridge
C (x32010@1)                  C/BYou (x2555x@1)blew me out on a Sunday night 
         F (133211@1)             GYou (320003@1)were bored to tears pretending 
C (x32010@1)     		      C/BKnew (x2555x@1)what you wanted and I'm nothing like the 
F (133211@1)               Gguy (320003@1)in your happy ending 
C (x32010@1)                    C/BWell (x2555x@1)you were wrong to lead me on 
           F (133211@1)               GNow (320003@1)in the night I wake up screaming 
C (x32010@1)                   C/BWhere (x2555x@1)the hell did I go wrong? 
        F (133211@1)             GWhere's (320003@1)Scotty when you need him? 

C (x32010@1)               C/BPinch (x2555x@1)me, is this real? 
                        F (133211@1)          GI'm (320003@1)on a one-way ticket back to loserville 
                       CHeading (x32010@1)for the social flat line 
                  C/BThings (x2555x@1)are so bad that 
                   F (133211@1)        GI'm (320003@1)dusting off my star trek shrine 
C (x32010@1)              C/BThis (x2555x@1)is where it ends and I can taste the glory 
F (133211@1)         GHow (320003@1)can I depend 
                  COn (x32010@1)a better story maybe?
                  C/BKnew (x2555x@1)it could of saved me 
                 F (133211@1)     GThink (320003@1)about her all the time 
                         C (x32010@1)       C/BIt's (x2555x@1)like I never had her valentine 
                    F (133211@1)     GSo (320003@1)I guess I better kiss goodbye 
      CTo (x32010@1)my ticket outta loserville

Outro-C,C/B, F, G, C(1 stroke on C)