SON OF DORK
TICKET OUTTA LOSERVILLE [ACOUSTIC]

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1,2 Let's Go! 

C, F, Am, F

CWhen (x32010@1)I go to sleep I pray 
CI'm (x32010@1)waking up to I got you babe 
FLike (133211@1)the guy from Groundhog Day 
Am (x02210@1)               FJust (133211@1)wanna live forever this way 
CFlash (x32010@1)back to seventeen 
CI (x32010@1)Got my ass kicked by the football team 
FAnother (133211@1)Loser on the scene 
Am (x02210@1)           FEditor (133211@1)of the chess club fanzine 

Am (x02210@1)         F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)    GI (320003@1)asked you out for losing truth or dare 
Am (x02210@1)            F (133211@1)    G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)             Em (022000@1)name="chord_133211@1">F GThe (320003@1)guys were cracking up 'til you said yes 

C (x32010@1)                     
Pinch me, is this real?
                         F (133211@1)                                   
I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville 
                           AmNow (x02210@1)I'm off the social flat line 
                         GThings (320003@1)are so good that I'm  
                F (133211@1)              GTaking (320003@1)down my star trek shrine 
                            F (133211@1)            
And you're more than just a valentine 
             G (320003@1)                  
You're my ticket outta loserville 

C, Am, F

CShe (x32010@1)gives me butterflies 
C (x32010@1)      		         
Says I'm not like all the other guys 
F (133211@1)                         
Doesn't care what car I drive 
Am (x02210@1)            F (133211@1) 
She still enjoys the ride 
CWhen (x32010@1)I got to sleep I know 
CThat (x32010@1)you'll be there tomorrow 
FAnd (133211@1)it gives me vertigo
Am (x02210@1)            FIt (133211@1)was just a week ago that

Am (x02210@1)         F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)    GI (320003@1)asked you out for losing truth or dare 
Am (x02210@1)            F (133211@1)    G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)            Em (022000@1)name="chord_133211@1">F GThe (320003@1)guys were cracking up 'til you said yes 

C (x32010@1)                     
Pinch me, is this real?
                         F (133211@1)                                   
I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville 
                              AmNow (x02210@1)I'm off the social flat line 
                      GThings (320003@1)are so good that I'm  
                F (133211@1)              GTaking (320003@1)down my star trek shrine 

C, F, C, F

C (x32010@1)                     FYou (133211@1)blew me out on aSunday (x02210@1)night          
           C (x32010@1)                      FYou (133211@1)were bored to tears pretending 
C (x32010@1)     		        FKnew (133211@1)what you wanted and I'm nothing like the 
C (x32010@1)                 Fguy (133211@1)in your happy ending 
G (320003@1)                      Am (x02210@1)    FWell (133211@1)you were wrong to lead me on 
            G (320003@1)              Am (x02210@1)       FNow (133211@1)in the night I wake up screaming 
G (320003@1)                   Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1)                  
Where the hell did I go wrong? 
GWhere's (320003@1)Scotty when you need him? 

C (x32010@1)               
Pinch me, is this real?                         
                         F (133211@1)          
I'm on aone-way (x02210@1)ticket back to loserville                 
                        AmHeading (x02210@1)for the social flat line                 
                    GThings (320003@1)are so bad that                 
                    F (133211@1)               GI'm (320003@1)dusting off my star trek shrine 
C (x32010@1)           
This is where it ends and I can taste the glory 
F (133211@1)         
How can I depend 
                      AmOn (x02210@1)abetter (x02210@1)story, made it,                  
                   Gblew (320003@1)it, couldn't save it,                
                  F (133211@1)                 GThink (320003@1)about her all the time                           
                           F (133211@1)            GIt's (320003@1)like I never had avalentine (x02210@1)                  
                      F (133211@1)                GSo (320003@1)I guess I better kiss goodbye  
         GTo (320003@1)my ticket outta loserville

C, Am, F, C