A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere 


    A5
Now I believe in lookin'
        F#5
Like my time on earth is cookin'
        D5                             A5
Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checked
          
With some glamour guaranteein'
      F#5
Every fiber of my bein'
        D5                        A5
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
          C#5
From your cradle via trousseau
        F#5
To your death bed you're on view so
      D5                            A5
Never compromise, accept no substitute
        C#5
I would rather wear a barrel
     F#5
Than conservative apparel
          D5                                                      
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit


A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere 


        A5
Stayin' in or hitting townwards
         F#5
From the top and working downwards
     D5                                    A5
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time

Whether wig or hat or turban
        F#5
Whether clog, boudoir or urban
       D5                                 A5
Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
        C#5
And the few who are invited
      F#5
To my wardrobe are delighted
        D5                                   A5
As they wander through my things to find a route
        C#5
That in negligee or formal
        F#5
I am anything but normal
          D5                                                      
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit


A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere 
A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere 


        A5
Now you don't need a recital
       F#5
Of the reasons why its vital
         D5                               A5
That tonight my drapings will not be subdued

That from coronet to sandal
       F#5
No one else is worth a candle 
        D5                                A5
That I couldn't make more impact in the nude
   C#5
So bring me all my finest
     F#5
Most audacious, my divinest
     D5                                A5
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
     C#5
Most arresting, most heart-stopping
          F#5
Most free-flowing, most eye-popping
          D5                                                      
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit


A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere 
A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere 


A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh) 

(My dress has always been, my dress has always been)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (My dress has always been my strongest suit)
A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh) (My strongest suit)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere 


A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh) (Strongest suit, strongest suit)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (My Dress has always been my strongest suit)
A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Dress has always been my strongest suit)


A5                    F#5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Oh-oh)
D5                    E5
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere