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  Every year about September I have a moist anal climax but I
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  dont' know what to do I have never asked anyone before
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  I asked the expert Miss Cosgrove X4
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  She wasnt any help, butI knew that that would happen cause she
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  Is a really crap Business Studies teacher so dont
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BRIDGE
 Why dont you try to stick a bluebottle up your bum
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 It will workX4
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       Every October now I realise that Ive got over my disease
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  It was called moist anal climax disease
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Chorus-with words-MOIST ANAL CLIMAX DISEASE

BRIDGE only played louder
  It actually is quite fun, getting that moist climax up your bum
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  I want it back next SeptemberX4
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