F5

F5
In a make believe celebrities -
A5
Taking bows in front of me,
G5
In your dickie bow ties,
Bb5             Bb5         F5
In your dickies bow ties.

F5
Pick your nose beside the stage,
A5
Jesus Christ has come of age,
G5
So you've had a good cry,
Bb5             Bb5        F5   A5 A5
So you've had a good cry.

      D5
Reach out there's people in the stalls,
  A5
A Blackpool season isn't very small,
C5
Reading commercials on TV,
   G5                                  Bb5
Is just as good as a bad page three review,

   A5                D5             C5
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb5
Revue.
   A5                D5             C5
We all know it's so hard for you.

F5

F5
In the dressing room you find,
A5
Telegrams with good luck lines,
G5
So nice to be known,
Bb5           Bb5      F5
So nice to be known.

F5
The curtain falls so that's the end,
    A5
You hit the bottle once again,
G5
So you've had a good crowd,
Bb5             Bb5          F5   A5 A5
So you've had a good crowd.

      D5
Reach out there's people in the stalls,
  A5
A Blackpool season isn't very small,
C5
Reading commercials on TV,
   G5                                  Bb5
Is just as good as a bad page three review,

   A5                D5             C5
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb5
Revue.
   A5                D5             C5
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb5
Revue.
   A5                D5             C5
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb5
Revue.
   A5                D5             C5   Bb5   A5
We all know it's so hard for you.

F5