VERSE
F#5
I'm not what you think I am
E5               B5     B5  Bb5  A5
I'm the king of Siam
B5
I've got a bald head
F#5
My name is Yul Brynner
E5                  B5
And I am a famous movie star
F#5
Perhaps you saw me in Westworld
  E5                       B5      B5  Bb5  A5
I acted like a robotic cowboy
B5
It was my best role
F#5
I can not deny I
E5
Felt right home deep inside
 B(7th fret)
That electronic carcass

CHORUS (all chords in the higher frets)
B5  F#5  Eb5   B5
F#5  E5  B5
B5        D5         F#5

F#5
You're such monumental slime
E5                           B5          B5  Bb5  A5
Let the punishment fit the crime
B5
Tie it to a chair
F#5
The house music will blare
E5
And turn your ears into
B5
A medicinal jelly
F#5
Stay inside on Christmas Day
E5                                 B5
And make believe that you are my candy cane
B5  Bb5  A5
You said
B5
I'm not that type
F#5
No I'm not sweet
E5               B(7th fret)
and I'm not overripe

CHORUS (in high frets)
B5  F#5  Eb5   B5
F#5  E5  B5
B5  F#5  Eb5   B5
F#5  E5  B5
B5  D5  F#5