Capo on IV


CHORUS:
G5              C5       G5               C5
Baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent

G5               C5
You took all my credit cards

G5               C5
My money's been spent

G5               C5
You took out my Mercedes

G5                          C5
And brought it home with a dent

G5              C5       D5               G5
Baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent


G5                     C5
Well, ever since i've known you

D5                  G5
You've been pretty loose

G5                   C5
Especially when you get on

D5                       G5
The Wild Turkey and the juice

G5                 C5
I gave you enough rope

D5                          G5
To hang yourself with that noose

G5                     F5
i'm gonna send you to Morocco

C5                         G5
To go on and cook up some cous-cous

G5
Hey, hey


CHORUS


You deserved my foot
But I gave you my hand
You asked for a boy
But I gave you a man
I took you to the beach
You said, "Ah, there's too much sand"
I'm gonna send you to Beijing
To go on and cook some moo goo gai pan
Hey, hey


CHORUS


You said you were bored
I said, "Hey, why not take up judo?"
You busted my collar bone
And you called me a puto
I thought you were intellectual
But you were just pseudo
I'm gonna send you to Acapulco
To go on and cook some menudo
Odelay!


CHORUS