Standard tuning, No capo needed

E|A|D|G|B|e
Eb5:x|6|8|8|x|x
Ab5:4|6|6|x|x|x
Cm :x|3|6|6|5|3
Ab :4|7|7|6|4|4
Eb :x|6|8|8|8|6

INTRO:
Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5

Eb5 
Missed my alarm clock ringing

Woke up, telephone screaming
Ab5 (133xxx@4)                         Eb5Boss (xx134x@1)man singing his same old song

Eb5Drove (xx134x@1)in late about an hour

No cup of coffee, no shower
Ab5 (133xxx@4)                                     Eb5Walk (xx134x@1)of shame with two different shoes on

CmNow (x3101x@1)it is poor me, why me, oh me
           AbBoring (xx1114@1)the same old worn out blah, blah story
         Eb (x43121@3)                         BbThere's (x1333x@1)no good explanation for it at all

EbAin't (x43121@3)no rhyme or reason
BbNo (x1333x@1)complicated meaning
CmAin't (x3101x@1)no need to over think it
Ab (xx1114@1)    BbLet (x1333x@1)go laughing

EbLife (x43121@3)don't go quite like you planned it
BbWe (x1333x@1)try so hard to understand it
    Cm (x3101x@1)         BbThe (x1333x@1)Irrefutable, indisputable
Ab (xx1114@1)    (N.C.)   Eb5Fact (xx134x@1)is psssh it happens

Eb5My (xx134x@1)trusty rusty had a flat

I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac
     Ab5I'll (133xxx@4)be right back
              Eb5Going (xx134x@1)down to Wally World

Eb5That (xx134x@1)yellow light turned red too quickly

Knew that truck the moment it hit me
Ab5 (133xxx@4)                         Eb5Out (xx134x@1)stepped my ex and his new girl

(Spoken)'Sorry 'bout your neck baby'

CmNow (x3101x@1)it is poor me, why me, oh me
           AbBoring (xx1114@1)the same old worn out blah, blah story
         Eb (x43121@3)                         BbThere's (x1333x@1)no good explanation for it at all

EbAin't (x43121@3)no rhyme or reason
BbNo (x1333x@1)complicated meaning
CmAin't (x3101x@1)no need to over think it
Ab (xx1114@1)    BbLet (x1333x@1)go laughing

EbLife (x43121@3)don't go quite like you planned it
BbWe (x1333x@1)try so hard to understand it
    Cm (x3101x@1)         BbThe (x1333x@1)Irrefutable, indisputable
Ab (xx1114@1)       CmFact (x3101x@1)is it happens

Cm|Ab|Eb|Bb

EbAin't (x43121@3)no rhyme or reason
BbNo (x1333x@1)complicated meaning
CmAin't (x3101x@1)no need to over think it
Ab(N.C)  Bb
Let go laughing

EbLife (x43121@3)don't go quite like you planned it
BbWe (x1333x@1)try so hard to understand it
    Cm (x3101x@1)         BbThe (x1333x@1)Irrefutable, indisputable
Ab (xx1114@1)    
Fact is
            Cm (x3101x@1)      BbOh, (x1333x@1)the irrefutable, indisputable
Cm (x3101x@1)          BbAbsoluteable, (x1333x@1)totally beautiful
Ab (xx1114@1)    (N.C.)   Eb5Fact (xx134x@1)is psssh it happens