Standard Tuning

Chords          Tuning
                E  A  D  G  B  E
E                  2  2
D                  5  7  7
C#                 4  6  6
B                  2  4  4
F#              2  4  4
G               3  4  4
A               5  7  7

B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D    C#     B        A
This stupid sweater
D    C#       (drums)
This stupid...

Verse one
(On B stroke once fast down, up, down and then mute strings with left hand
and stroke a fast downward stroke with right hand, duh what?)

B
Every year Christmas comes and goes
B
Shedding tears where no one even knows
B
Its so hard to good when you are poor
B
I don't need a lot, just a little more

B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D    C#     B        A
This stupid sweater
D    C#       (drums)
This stupid...

Verse two

B
Look around everybody's got the goods
B
I feel cheated and misunderstood
B
Santa's gone and messed up once again
B
I've been good, but I've still got nothin

B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D    C#     B        A
This stupid sweater
D    C#     B        A
This stupid sweater
D    C#       B E F# G F# E
This stupid...
B E F# G F# E

(Drums only)
I don't want your socks or shirts or ties
All I want is four wheels so I can ride

(now do that muted thing like above excepte without the B)
You can stick that sweater up your ass
Every time seems to be worst that the last

B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B         F#        G                 A
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D    C#     B        A
This stupid sweater
D    C#       B E F# G F# E
This stupid...
D    C#     B        A
This stupid sweater
D    C#       B E F# G F# E
This stupid...
B E F# G F# E
B E F# G F# E
B   E   F#  G   F#   E
Yeah!!