Standard tuning: EADGBe

INTRO: A5 B5 F#5  x 4

Verse 1
        A5         B5        F#5
I had a soul transplant operation 
       A5      B5      F#5
Coz my bypass didn't function 
           A5       B5     G5
So now I'm keeping on my toes 
       A5        B5       G5      E5
'Til I see your one man show 

Chorus
E5       B5      G5
Show me ma.....gic
        A5      E5
Show me ma.....gic
        B5      G5
Show me ma.....gic 
        A5
Show me mad 

Verse 2
A5              B5       F#5
Wouldn't it be nice to know 
         A5     B5       F#5
What the paper doesn't show 
         A5  B5       F#5
What the TV doesn't say 
            A5         B5     F#5     E5
And what my hamster's ate today? 

Chorus
E5       B5      G5
Show me ma.....gic
        A5      E5
Show me ma.....gic
        B5      G5
Show me ma.....gic 
        A5
Show me mad 

Instrumental
A5  B5  F#5   x 4

Chorus 
E5            B5      G5
God! Show me ma.....gic
             A5      E5
God! Show me ma.....gic
             B5      G5
God! Show me ma.....gic
             A5 
God! Show me mad 

Chorus
E5       B5      G5
Show me ma.....gic
        A5      E5
Show me ma.....gic
        B5      G5
Show me ma.....gic 
        A5    B5         
Show me ma...gi.....c