Dumb Ways to Die - Tangerine Kitty

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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

CHORUS
  C (x32010@1) C/B (x2555x@1) Am (x02210@1) EmDumb (022000@1)ways to die
  F (133211@1) ---   G (320003@1)  FSo (133211@1)many dumb ways to die
  C (x32010@1) C/B (x2555x@1) Am (x02210@1) EmDumb (022000@1)ways to die 
     F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)     
So many dumb ways to die
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Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

CHORUS

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

CHORUS

Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue 
(Pause)
'I wonder what this red button will do' (Dont Play on this line)

CHORUS

F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)     Am (x02210@1)    F (133211@1)   GDress (320003@1)up like a moose during hunting season
C (x32010@1)     Am (x02210@1)    F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)   
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)      Am (x02210@1)
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)      Am (x02210@1)
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)      Am (x02210@1)
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)      F (133211@1)
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly

ENDING CHORUS
     C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)    AmThe (x02210@1)dumbest ways to die

F (133211@1)    G (320003@1)      AmThe (x02210@1)dumbest ways to die
C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)      AmDumbest (x02210@1)ways to die
FSo (133211@1)many dumb
G (320003@1)                   CSo (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die