tenacious d
*** her gently
stadard tuning

there may be a bit of controversie bout which bit is which so I put a bit of the line in, to help you understand

Verse: (don’t have to *** her hard; im gonna *** you softly; favourite dish)
G|---------|------------|
D|---5-2---|---5-2------|
A|-5-----0-|-5-----0----|
E|---------|------------|

chorus #1 (squeeze)
G|---------|------|
D|---------|------|
A|-2---2---|-5----|
E|---3---3-|----5-|

chorus #2 (flowers)
G|---------|---------|
D|-----0---|---------|
A|-2-----0-|-2-----0-|
E|---3-----|---3-0---|

chorus #3 (love you completely)
G|----------|----------|----------|
D|----------|------4-2-|----------|
A|-2----5---|-2--------|----3---5-|
E|---3---5--|---3------|-5----3---|

Outro: 
G|------|
D|------|
A|---3-5|
E|-6----|