Pretty sure I got it right. -dex3 Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version. Em*: E -3- B -0- G -0- D -2- A -2- E -0- Intro: 2x: Em* G D Em* G (320003@1) DThis (xx0232@1)is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Em* G (320003@1) DNothing (xx0232@1)could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage Em* G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Em* G (320003@1) DRage (xx0232@1)Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7And (x21202@1)he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7He (x21202@1)bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7He (x21202@1)burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7"Fuck (x21202@1)him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" Em* G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble Em* G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below Em* GYes, (320003@1)the rage Kage bubbled with rage DHe (xx0232@1)looked at the ground B7And (x21202@1)he looked on the stage Em* The lava was throwing G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) B7And (x21202@1)boiling inside the old Kage Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7As (x21202@1)Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7He (x21202@1)watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7He'd (x21202@1)make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7He'd (x21202@1)screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore Em* No one respected him CThey (x32010@1)just rejected him G (320003@1) DNo (xx0232@1)one would represent Kage Em* CLeft (x32010@1)on the streets of his dreams G (320003@1) B7he (x21202@1)would cry, and he'd rage for the stage Ahahaaa Epic flute solo: 4x: Em* C D B7 (x21202@1)Em* G (320003@1) DThen (xx0232@1)Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble Em* G (320003@1) DThey (xx0232@1)sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane Em* G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain Em* G (320003@1) DTo (xx0232@1)be with his friend to see what remained of his brain Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Then (x21202@1)Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7You've (x21202@1)got the technology, use the techniques of your trade Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7He (x21202@1)grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Because (x21202@1)Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! Aaaah! Em* RAGE KAGE! COH (x32010@1)RAGE KAGE! G (320003@1) DThere'd (xx0232@1)be magic inside that old name Em* And you know, Cyes (x32010@1)you know G (320003@1) DWhen (xx0232@1)you're going completely insane Em* Oh Rage Kage! COh (x32010@1)Rage Kage! G (320003@1) DOh (xx0232@1)the lion will roar once again Em* And you know CYes (x32010@1)you know G (320003@1) B7When (x21202@1)you're going completely insane Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Nothing (x21202@1)and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Nothing (x21202@1)and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Nothing (x21202@1)and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Nothing (x21202@1)and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Nothing (x21202@1)and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em* D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) B7Hollywood (x21202@1)Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
