Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version. Em *: E -3- B -0- G -0- D -2- A -2- E -0- Intro: 2x: Em * G D Em * G D This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Em * G D Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage Em * G D And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Em * G D Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams Em * D G C B7 And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno Em * D G C B7 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage Em * D G C B7 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms Em * D G C B7 "Fuck him , I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" Em * G D So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble Em * G D And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below Em * G Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage D He looked at the ground B7 And he looked on the stage Em * The lava was throwing G D B7 And boiling inside the old Kage Em * D G C B7 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him Em * D G C B7 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door Em * D G C B7 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions Em * D G C B7 He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore Em * No one respected him C They just rejected him G D No one would represent Kage Em * C Left on the streets of his dreams G B7 he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage Ahahaaa Epic flute solo: 4x: Em * C D B7 Em * G D Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble Em * G D They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane Em * G D So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain Em * G D To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain Em * D G C B7 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" Em * D G C B7 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade Em * D G C B7 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" Em * D G C B7 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! Aaaah! Em * RAGE KAGE! C OH RAGE KAGE! G D There'd be magic inside that old name Em * And you know, C yes you know G D When you're going completely insane Em * Oh Rage Kage! C Oh Rage Kage! G D Oh the lion will roar once again Em * And you know C Yes you know G B7 When you're going completely insane Em * D G C B7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em * D G C B7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em * D G C B7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em * D G C B7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em * D G C B7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Em * D G C B7 Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
