Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version. E5 *: E5 -3- B5 -0- G5 -0- D5 -2- A5 -2- E5 -0- Intro: 2x: E5 * G5 D5 E5 * G5 D5 This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage E5 * G5 D5 Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage E5 * G5 D5 And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies E5 * G5 D5 Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 "Fuck him , I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" E5 * G5 D5 So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble E5 * G5 D5 And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below E5 * G5 Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage D5 He looked at the ground B5 And he looked on the stage E5 * The lava was throwing G5 D5 B5 And boiling inside the old Kage E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore E5 * No one respected him C5 They just rejected him G5 D5 No one would represent Kage E5 * C5 Left on the streets of his dreams G5 B5 he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage Ahahaaa Epic flute solo: 4x: E5 * C5 D5 B5 E5 * G5 D5 Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble E5 * G5 D5 They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane E5 * G5 D5 So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain E5 * G5 D5 To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! Aaaah! E5 * RAGE KAGE! C5 OH RAGE KAGE! G5 D5 There'd be magic inside that old name E5 * And you know, C5 yes you know G5 D5 When you're going completely insane E5 * Oh Rage Kage! C5 Oh Rage Kage! G5 D5 Oh the lion will roar once again E5 * And you know C5 Yes you know G5 B5 When you're going completely insane E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 * D5 G5 C5 B5 Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
