Intro 2x: E5 G5 D5 E5 G5 D5 This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage E5 G5 D5 Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage E5 G5 D5 And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies E5 G5 D5 Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 "Fuck him , I don't need no Hollywood Jack anyway" E5 G5 D5 So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble E5 G5 D5 And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below E5 G5 Yes, the Rage Kage bubbled with rage D5 He looked at the ground B5 And he looked on the stage E5 The lava was throwing G5 D5 B5 And boiling inside the old Kage E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore E5 No one respected him C5 They just rejected him G5 D5 No one would represent Kage E5 C5 Left on the streets of his dreams G5 B5 He would cry, and he'd rage for the stage Ahahaaa Solo de flauta 4x: E5 C5 D5 ( B5 ) E5 G5 D5 Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble E5 G5 D5 They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane E5 G5 D5 So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain E5 G5 D5 To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! Aaaah! E5 RAGE KAGE! C5 OH RAGE KAGE! G5 D5 There'd be magic inside that old name E5 And you know, C5 yes you know G5 D5 When you're going completely insane E5 Oh Rage Kage! C5 Oh Rage Kage! G5 D5 Oh the lion will roar once again E5 And you know C5 Yes you know G5 B5 When you're going completely insane E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, E5 D5 G5 C5 B5 Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
