VERSE 1
C5 B5 A5 G5
And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply
D5 B5 G5 A5
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
B5 G5
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
D5 A5 G5 A5
So I took off my cap and said imagine that, me working for you
CHORUS
D5 C5 G5
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
D5 G5
Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
D5 A5
Do this, don't do that
C5 D5 riff (intro)
Can't you read the sign?
VERSE 2
And the sign read anybody caught tresspassing will be shot on site
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep mother nature in
If God were here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner
CHORUSx1
BRIDGE-- D/ --(RUN) --E/F#/G
A5
And say now mister can't you read
G5 D5
you gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
D5 A5
you can't watch, no you cant eat
G D----------------(intro)
you aint supposed to be here
stop--
And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside
solo
(over chorus progression)
VERSE3
And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray
And they passed the plate at the end of it all
and I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign
It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine
CHORUS x1
End
*fixed and redone PROPERLY by Jay and Steph*
Thank you Steph for telling me what the hell that guy was singing.... ha ha ha
