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                             Miss America - That Handsome Devil 
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Tabbed by: Jon Levert

This is probably not a song you should whale chords on your acoustic guitar but
here are the chords to follow along

Cm7 8x888x                                EbC# 9x888x
B (x2444x@1) 7x987x                                EbB  7x888x
Eb (x43121@3)x68886                                EbBb 6x888x
F#  x9(11)(11)(11)9
F   x8(10)(10)(10)8
 
Introchorus 
Cm7              B (x2444x@1)              Eb (x43121@3)             F# (244322@1)name="chord_133211@1">F                F# (244322@1)             Eb (x43121@3)    EbC#    EbB      EbBb

Cm7
Tommy stutters comically

When he says a lot of things, 
BMommy (x2444x@1)does the shopping,

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins, 
EbHe (x43121@3)likes to try on mommy's things
F#With (244322@1)his hair up in her bobby pins
FThe (133211@1)neighbours very neighbourly
F#Occasionally (244322@1)taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
FI (133211@1)heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak

Cm7             B (x2444x@1)So pick up the phone
            EbFix (x43121@3)up your lawn
            F#Turn (244322@1)the TV on
                FThere's (133211@1)nothing wrong
             G (320003@1)         Eb (x43121@3)   EbC#    EbB    EbBb
Middle America, I love you

Cm7 
Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
               BDrunk (x2444x@1)from the bar

Hit him with the front of his car
EbDrug (x43121@3)him so far,

There was nothing but parts, 
    F#For (244322@1)hundreds of yards
FThose (133211@1)thick damn power lines, 
                        F#Will (244322@1)drive you out your mind
                 FEdna (133211@1)sits in the shower sometimes,

For hours and cries,

Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

Cm7             B (x2444x@1)So pick up the phone
            EbFix (x43121@3)up your lawn
            F#Turn (244322@1)the TV on
                FThere's (133211@1)nothing wrong
             G (320003@1)         Eb (x43121@3)   EbC#    EbB    EbBb
Middle America, I love you

Cm7
Smoking softly but,

Mommy's body shook
                   BDropped (x2444x@1)the coffee cup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
EbBecca (x43121@3)was a quiet girl

Behind the wheel
       F#With (244322@1)a mouth full of diet pills

A couple beers
         FAnd (133211@1)some stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire
         F#Smashing (244322@1)all of the appliances
FThe (133211@1)psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.

Cm7             B (x2444x@1)So pick up the phone
            EbFix (x43121@3)up your lawn
            F#Turn (244322@1)the TV on
                FThere's (133211@1)nothing wrong
             G (320003@1)         Eb (x43121@3)   EbC#    EbB    EbBb
Middle America, We love you

Cm7             B (x2444x@1)So pick up the phone
            EbFix (x43121@3)up your lawn
            F#Turn (244322@1)the TV on
                FThere's (133211@1)nothing wrong
             G (320003@1)         Eb (x43121@3)   EbC#    EbB    EbBb
Miss America, We love you

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| /   slide up
|    slide down
| B   hammer-on
| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| B   Bend
| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend

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