Song: The Glorious Epic of Three Men Artist: Axis of Awesome Album: Animal Plane Key:? (This song is all sort of crazy but the closes I can come is E or A) Intro: Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F# (244322@1) Bm (x24432@1) C# (x43121@1) Em (022000@1) B (x2444x@1) Bm (x24432@1)Verse: 1 EmThrough (022000@1)the mist of smoke and flame CRides (x32010@1)a man, a mighty lord AmHis (x02210@1)foes fall in pain F#Women (244322@1)cry his name Em (022000@1) BThe (x2444x@1)gift of rock his reward EmWith (022000@1)a voice that can power light bulbs CWound (x32010@1)a bear and shatter souls AmHe (x02210@1)calms the hounds of Hades F#All (244322@1)the single ladies EmPut (022000@1)your hands up BRock (x2444x@1)'n Roll Verse: 2 EmUnder (022000@1)rock and craggy mountain CIn (x32010@1)the ancient hall he dwells AmHis (x02210@1)piano shines with glory F#He (244322@1)sings an ancient story Em (022000@1) B (x2444x@1) Of betrayal by the Elves Commentary: 1 Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves? You're making me a dwarf, aren't you? No, no. You are a mighty warrior EmHis (022000@1)six brothers, grim and CThey (x32010@1)saw a maid, as white as snow AmA (x02210@1)magic mirror found her F#Now (244322@1)she's off, they flounder Em (022000@1) BHi-ho, (x2444x@1)hi-ho, it's off to work he goes Commentary: 2 Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf! Bridge: 1 Am (x02210@1) EmMan (022000@1)of earth and man of fire D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) CBattle (x32010@1)brothers to the core Bm (x24432@1) AmValor (x02210@1)soaring ever higher D (xx0232@1) F#m (244222@1) BBut (x2444x@1)we're empty, lost without one more Verse: 3 EHello, (022100@1)my name is Lee G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) AAnd (x02220@1)I play the guitar OOOOOOOHHHHHH D (xx0232@1) BAnd (x2444x@1)I play the guitar! Commentary: 3 What? Chorus: 1 C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) And so we ride onwards to destiny Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1) EmOur (022000@1)foes and enemies slain A (x02220@1) F#Fighting (244322@1)fierce beasts, eating their meats A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) BWe (x2444x@1)ride! E (022100@1) And Awesome's our name Commentary: 4 Jordon! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire Ya, you have to pick something different Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of... water! What? A waterhorse? You mean like a seahorse? Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken! Who said I'm riding on a chicken? Benny! Riding on a chicken! But why do I have to ride a chicken? You guys got to choose yours! I want to ride a dragon! Chorus: 2 C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)so we ride onwards to destiny Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1) EmOn (022000@1)horse, seahorse, and hen A (x02220@1) F#Evil (244322@1)destroyed, homeless employed A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) BWe (x2444x@1)ride! E (022100@1) From now till the end D (xx0232@1) AmAnd (x02210@1)in the misty halls of Asgard F (133211@1) CWhere (x32010@1)the Gods watch over man Dm (xx0231@1) E (022100@1) Am (x02210@1) DThey (xx0232@1)tried to curse the Axis for our pride Bm (x24432@1) AmBut (x02210@1)alas, we were too awesome F (133211@1) CTheir (x32010@1)powers weak against our might Dm (xx0231@1) FSo (133211@1)we kicked them in the balls BAnd (x2444x@1)then they cried Chorus: 3 C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)so we ride onwards to destiny Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1) EmWith (022000@1)swords and weapons and shit ALightning (x02220@1)will flash F#Thunder (244322@1)will clash A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) AWe (x02220@1)ride into infinity! C#m (x13321@4) F#mWe (244222@1)fly and don't need a plane B (x2444x@1) AbWe'll (xx1114@1)fill you with love B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) BbTill (x1333x@1)heaven and earth combine! F#And (244322@1)Awesome's our name
