D         D7
I might lost my leg in the war
G           A7
What War? The War of love
D         D7
My girl's a real shark
G                                A7
I'm not gonna try to uh debate it, not everybodys perfect

D                    D7                   G           A7
My baby told me, "Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole"
D                    D7                   G           A7
I told her I'd be out by morning when the sun is down and with the money rolled
G    A7  D     /C#          D7
Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me
G          A7     D
She loves me tenderly

D                    D7                   G           A7
I walked with my brand new slacks and my hair slick back down to Donny's pier
D                    D7                   G           A7
Donny wants me to buy him a bottle but I blew my wallet on a chandelier
G    A7  D     /C#          D7
All for my loving gal Eleanor 
G          A7     D
who loves the elderly

G             A7   D     /C#          D7
A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch
G          A7     D
Wouldn't you like that
G             A7   D     /C#          D7
A bottle of gin A typewriter and a violin
G          A7     D
Wouldn't you like that

(piano part)
D                    D7        G                                   A7
Whoa! James Felice on the piano. Real talent. Alright Jimmy that's enough let's wrap it up.

G             A7   D     /C#          D7
Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me
G          A7     D
She loves me tenderly

D                    D7                   G           A7
I left my blue-eyed lady and went with Tony Mercedes to the gambling room
D                    D7                   G           A7
I lost my diamond watch but in the parking lot I took back again
G             A7   D     /C#          D7
Oh man you've got to understand
G          A7     D
She loves me tenderly


G             A7   D     /C#          D7
A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch
G          A7     D
Wouldn't you like that
G             A7   D     /C#          D7
A bottle of gin (what)A typewriter and a violin
G          A7     D
Wouldn't you like that


G             A7   D     /C#          D7
A sunny day, a shotgun and a Chevrolet
G          A7     D
Wouldn't you like that
G             A7   D     /C#          D7
A painted scene of horses on the city green
G          A7     D
Wouldn't you like that

G             A7   D     /C#          D7
A microwave, a pillbox and a jack of spades
G          A7     D
Wouldn't you like that
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