(intro)             (4x)
    E                      E7   E
E | -----0----------- | -0----0----0--- |  | 
B | -----0---0---0--- | -0----0----0--- |  | 
G | -1---1---1---1--- | -1----1----1--- |  | 
D | -2---2---2---2--- | -2----0----2--- |  | 
A | -2-------2---2--- | -2----0----2--- |  | 
E | -0-----------0--- | -----------0--- |  | 

(verse)
    E                           E         A
E | -------0------------------- | ------0----0----0--- | 
B | -------0------0-------0---- | ------0----2----2--- | 
G | -1-----1------1-------1---- | -1----1----2----0--- | 
D | -2-----2------2-------2---- | -2----2----2----0--- | 
A | -2------------2-------2---- | -2---------0----0--- | 
E | -0--------------------0---- | -0------------------ | 

Baby's in the kitchen on the big black trombone
E   E7
E                                A
I'm in the bedroom on the cursed phone
E   E7

    A        G               A         G
E | -----0------------------ | ------0------------- | 
B | -2---2----0------0------ | -2----2----0---0---- | 
G | -2---2----0------0------ | -2----2----0---0---- | 
D | -2---2----0------0------ | -2----2----0---0---- | 
A | -0--------2------2------ | -0---------2---2---- | 
E | ----------3------------- | -----------3---0---- | 

Everybody laughs when the band goes too slow
A             G            A       G
Meeting every Tuesday in a club in Soho
E                         A      E
I'm just dreaming on Rockefeller Plaza
E7   E   E7
E                                   A
Paul's in the hall with the bedroom plaything
E   E7
E                                          A
He's wishing he could give her a damn good thrashing
E   E7
A         G             A        G
Everybody cries, "Well, good for you, Paul!
A        G         A         G
We never liked her very much at all."
E                         A      E
I'm just dreaming on Rockefeller Plaza
E7   E   E7

(refr?o)
    E                  D      E         E                        A   G   E
E | -----0------------ | -2--2----------- | -------0---------------- | -0------------ | 
B | -----0---0----0--- | -3--3-------0--- | -------0----0-----0----- | -2---0---0--0- | 
G | -1---1---1----1--- | -2--2---1---1--- | -1-----1----1-----1----- | -2---0---1--1- | 
D | -2---2---2----2--- | -0--0---2---2--- | -2-----2----2-----2----- | -2---0---2--0- | 
A | -2-------2----2--- | ----0---2---2--- | -2----------2-----2----- | -0---2---2--0- | 
E | -0------------0--- | --------0------- | -0----------------0----- | -----3---0---- | 

I'm just waiting on magic shoes, got three wee chords, and I just can't lose
E                   D     E        E                     A    G  E
I'm just finding my own way there, I lost my voice and I grew my hair
E   E7   E   E7

(verse)
E                                         A
Well, brother John's long gone, keeps his nose clean
E   E7
E                                  A
He's sucking on a black and white TV screen
E   E7

            A             G          A     G
E | -----------------5----------3--- | ----5------3--- | 
B | ---------5-------5-----3----3--- | -5--5--3---3--- | 
G | ---------6-------6-----4----4--- | -6--6--4---4--- | 
D | ---------7-------7-----5----5--- | -7--7--5---5--- | 
A | ---------7-------7-----5----5--- | -7--7--5---5--- | 
E | ---------5-------------3-------- | -5-----3------- | 

Well, he says he got a girl and a paper memory
A               G          A         G
Pictures on the wall and a dog named Henry
E                         A      E
I'm just dreaming on Rockefeller Plaza.
E7   E   E7
E                                         A
Well, Ella's in the band but she's always solo
E   E7
      E                              A
She's dressed in rags and covered in dayglo
E   E7
A              G            A         G
Banging on the drums like a big white throwback
A                 G            A        G
Screaming all the while at her husband, poor Jack!
E                         A      E
I'm just dreaming of Rockefeller Plaza
E7   E   E7

(refr?o)
E                        D       E
Well I'm just waiting on pigs to fly
E                          A   G  E
Got cold dead brains and a reason why
E                  D       E
I just better move half as slow
E                       A   G   E
As be your dog and your one man show

(break - played twice)
                           (repeat three times)
E | ------0-------------- | -0------------------- |  | 
B | ------0----0----0---- | -0--------------0---- |  | 
G | -1----1----1----1---- | -7----6----7----1---- |  | 
D | -2----2----2----2---- | -6----5----6----0---- |  | 
A | -2---------2----2---- | -7----6----7----0---- |  | 
E | -0--------------0---- | -0----0----0--------- |  | 

E | ------0-------------- | -0---------0--------- |  | 
B | ------0----0--------- | -2----0----2----0---- |  | 
G | -1----1----1----0---- | -2----0----2----0---- |  | 
D | -2----2----2----0---- | -2----0----2----0---- |  | 
A | -2---------2----2---- | -0----2----0----2---- |  | 
E | -0--------------3---- | ------3---------3---- |  | 

(refr?o)
E                   D     E
I'm just waiting on magic shoes
E                           A    G     E
Got three wee chords, and I just can't lose
E                   D     E
I'm just finding my own way there
E                     A    G  E
Oh I lost my voice and I grew my hair
E                        D       E
I'm just waiting on pigs to fly
E                          A   G  E
Got cold dead brains and a reason why
E                     D       E
If I just didn't move half as slow
E                        A   G   E
I'd be your dog and your one man show

( E   E7   E   E7   E )