Tabbed by: Richard Freed Tuning: Standard I was at a fratellis gig earlier today at the ABC in Glasgow. Awesome show, and I was at the front so I managed to pick up most of the chords of this song! Played using 3 simple open chords Chords Used: D5 - X00232 G - 320003 A - 002220 Intro: D5 G5 D5 D5 A5 D5 x2 Verse: D5 G5 D5 Well I was chasing down flies and shooting up women D5 A5 D5 Trying to get the whole thing straight in my head D5 G5 D5 Lookin for a girl who?d come with me swimming D5 A5 D5 And come and play tunes at the end of my bed D5 G5 D5 D5 A5 D5 x2 D5 G5 D5 And all the hardmen were drinkin down petrol D5 A5 D5 Bamming up the girls when in came the law D5 G5 D5 Heading for the door and getting tongue tied D5 A5 D5 When they asked me what exactly I saw Chorus: D5 G5 So I?ll get some Monte Christo?s D5 A5 And we can all go see the band D5 G5 Well I may not be a looker yeah D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 But I?ll help you any way I can D5 G5 D5 D5 A5 D5 x2 Verse: D5 G5 D5 Back at my room I was making me nervous D5 A5 D5 Watching TV and picking my feet D5 G5 D5 Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes D5 A5 D5 And wishing for once I?d kept the receipt D5 G5 D5 I called myself and wondered out loud D5 A5 D5 Tried to get the whole thing straight in my head D5 G5 D5 I left the tape running and played it back twice D5 A5 D5 But I couldn?t make sense of what I had said Chorus: D5 G5 So I?ll get some Monte Christo?s D5 A5 And we can all go see the band D5 G5 Well I may not be a looker yeah D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 But I?ll help you any way I can (play chorus chords again at Harmonica interlude) D5 G5 D5 A5 D5 G5 D5 D5 A5 D5 Verse: G5 Well it may not make you handsome G5 D5 And it may not even make you feel aliiiiiiive G5 You may not have the ransom G5 But you can always count on this A5 It?s him and them and she and me And sick and muddy, everybody D5 G5 D5 D5 A5 D5 x2 Chorus: D5 G5 So I?ll get some Monte Christo?s D5 A5 And we can all go see the band D5 G5 Well I may not be a looker yeah D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 But I?ll help you any way I can D5 G5 So you can bring your wasters banjo D5 A5 Bring yer sister and her friend Diane D5 G5 Well I may not have a big boys pistol D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 But I?ll help them any way I can D5 G5 And you can call me Cinderella! D5 A5 You can make me your best man D5 G5 Well you may be a right old queen D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 But I?ll help you any way I can (play chorus chords again at Harmonica outro) D5 G5 D5 A5 D5 G5 D5 D5 A5 D5 Comments welcome.
