B....B - Abm - F# - E7

B                  Abm                   F#
Henrietta we got no flowers for you
F#
Just these three miserable cunts
E7
Sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat
B                        Abm
We know you love us and you probably do
F#                          E7
Although you're husband may cut us
E7
He's such an animal though everything is possible

E5        F#5               B5 - Bb5 - A5 - Ab5
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
E5           F#5               B5         Ab5
It's hard to miss you when you follow us about
E5          F#5                   B5 - Bb5 - A5 - Ab5
Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
G                       F#
We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

B                     C#
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
       E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
         B                   C# 
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                  B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

        Abm
Whoa come on
          F#
Whoa come on
E7              B
Wa - A - A - A - A - A - A - A-oh
Abm               F# - E7
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo








B                      Abm
Dear Henrietta we're just three lonely boys
F#
Though the girls love us we're so
E7
Into you incredibly we'd love to see you terribly

B                         Abm
We'd love to hate you but we don't have no choice
F#
Come be our wa ha ha ha
E7
Honey, honey three four one time once more

E5        F#5               B5 - Bb5 - A5 - Ab5
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
E5           F#5               B5         Ab5
It's hard to miss you when you follow us about
E5          F#5                   B5 - Bb5 - A5 - Ab5
Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
G                       F#
We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola and it's...

B                     C#
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
       E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
         B                   C# 
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                  B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on


           F#
Who - A - A-oh
                   B
Who-o - A - A-o - A-ooh
           F#
Who - A - A-oh
                 
Who-o - A - A-o - A-ooh


E5          F#5           B5 - Bb5 - A5 - Ab5
De be deba diba           Who-a-a-oh
E5              F#5                          B5      Ab5
llllao    de be shaka                     shakakaklalalkalaka
E5                  F#5            B5 - Bb5 - A5 - Ab5
De be deba diba                    Who-a-a-oh

G F#

B (stop)            C# C# (stop)
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
       E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
         B                   C# 
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                  B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

B                     C#
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
       E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
         B (stop)            C# 
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                  B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on


            Abm
Whoa come on
              B
Whoa come on
              Abm
Whoa come on
              B
Whoa come on
            Abm
Whoa come on
         F#
Whoa come on
E7                  E7
Who-o - A - A - A - A - A-oh