Verse 1:
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     he said what about los angeles
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    she said we never really made it that far west
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  we scored big in denver and we thought it might be best
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  to go hang around in the upper midwest

Verse 2: Same Chords
he said what about new orleans
she said i don't think you understand what that means
all those hangers on - the girls lifting up their shirts when the cameras come on
we were trying to stay away from those kind of scenes.

Bridge:
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    we didn't go to dallas.
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    'cause jackie onassis said that it ain't safe for catholics yet.
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think about what they pulled on kennedy.
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and then think about his security.
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then think about what they might try to pull on you and me.


Rock out:
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     saint barbara i'm calling your name.
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don't let me blow up. we'll hook it all up.
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i guess there's fields of speed where there's fields of grain.
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      saint barbara don't let me explode.
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i can feel the whole scene starting to corrode when we're fooling around on
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the frontage roads.

Verse 3:
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he asked what happened to charlemagne.
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she just smiled all polite-like and said something vague.
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she said charlemagne got caught up in some complicated things.
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she wiped at her nose and she winked.

Enjoy... D5