This is my first submission to Ultimate Guitar, I hope you'll like it!

The Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake - Dick in a box
Standart Tuning
Capo is not needed, but sounds good on the 4th fret.

Chords are: Dm7 (000211) , E7 (020100) and Am (002210)



Hey girl
   I got somethin' real important to give you
   So just sit down and listen

Dm7                        E7 (020130@1)           Am (x02210@1)  Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
   (Such a long time)
   Dm7             E7 (020130@1)       Am (x02210@1)      And now I'm ready   to lay it on the line
   Dm7                E7 (020130@1)             Am (x02210@1)  Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
   (Open wide)
   Dm7            E7 (020130@1)                         Am (x02210@1)  Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
   (What's on my mind)

Dm7            E7 (020130@1)  A gift real special,
      Am (x02210@1)  So take off the top
                 Dm7
   take a look inside
E7 (020130@1)                 Am (x02210@1)  It's my dick in a box
   (It's in a box)

Dm7                 E7 (020130@1)  Not gonna get you a diamond ring
   Am (x02210@1)  That sort of gift don't mean anything
   Dm7                 E7 (020130@1)  Not gonna get you a fancy car
   Am (x02210@1)  Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

---                 E7 (020130@1)  Not gonna get you a house in the hills
     Am (x02210@1)  A girl like you needs somethin' real
   Dm7                     E7 (020130@1)  Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
   Am (x02210@1)  Somethin' special girl

Dm7 (let ring)
   It's my dick in a box
E7 (020130@1)            Am (x02210@1) 
   My dick in a box babe
                     Dm (xx0231@1)  It's my dick in a box
E7 (020130@1)                 Am (x02210@1)  Ooh, my dick in a box girl

---            E7 (020130@1)  See I'm wise enough to know
                     Am (x02210@1)  When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Dm7              E7 (020130@1)                          Am (x02210@1)  Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

Dm7                   E7 (020130@1)  To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
        Am (x02210@1)  It's easy to do just follow these steps:
    
  (Dm7)    E7 (020130@1)  1, cut a hole in a box
   Am (x02210@1)  2, put your junk in that box
  (Dm7)        E7 (020130@1)  3, make her open the box
   Am (x02210@1)  And that's the way you do it

(no chords)
   It's my dick in a box
                Am (x02210@1)  My dick in a box babe
                     Dm7
   It's my dick in a box
     E7 (020130@1)            Am (x02210@1)  Ooh, my dick in a box girl

(Dm7)      (E7)
   Christmas, dick in a box
   (Am)
   Hanukkah, dick in a box
   (Dm7)      (E7)
   Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
   Am (x02210@1)  Every single holiday a dick in a box

Dm7                            E7 (020130@1)  Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
   Am (x02210@1)  Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
   Dm7                E7 (020130@1)             Am (x02210@1)  Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah

(Outro)   
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box



I am going to make a youtube video on how to play this song with these chords AND with fingers.
So search my name on Youtube if you want to check it out.

I hope you enjoyed playing this, it should be very accurate :P