Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen F5 G5 C5 Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (Such a long time) F5 G5 C5 And now I'm ready to lay it on the line F5 G5 C5 Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (Open wide) F5 G5 C5 Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my mind) F5 G5 A gift real special, C5 So take off the top F5 take a look inside G5 C5 It's my dick in a box (It's in a box) F5 G5 Not gonna get you a diamond ring C5 That sort of gift don't mean anything F5 G5 Not gonna get you a fancy car C5 Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star --- Gm Not gonna get you a house in the hills C5 A girl like you needs somethin' real F5 G5 Wanna get you somethin' from the heart C5 Somethin' special girl Fm (let ring) It's my dick in a box G5 C5 My dick in a box babe F5 It's my dick in a box G5 C5 Ooh, my dick in a box girl --- Gm See I'm wise enough to know C5 When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one F5 G5 C5 Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none F5 G5 To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress C5 It's easy to do just follow these steps: ( F5 ) G5 1, cut a hole in a box C5 2, put your junk in that box ( F5 ) G5 3, make her open the box C5 And that's the way you do it (no chords) It's my dick in a box C5 My dick in a box babe F5 It's my dick in a box G5 C5 Ooh, my dick in a box girl ( F5 ) ( G5 ) Christmas, dick in a box ( C5 ) Hanukkah, dick in a box ( F5 ) ( G5 ) Kwanzaa, a dick in a box C5 Every single holiday a dick in a box F5 G5 Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box C5 Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box F5 G5 C5 Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah (Outro) My dick in a box My dick in a box My dick in a box
