ADD ME ON FACEBOOK: matt_mml@yahoo.com Rate if you like it :) [Chorus] F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) DmYou (xx0231@1)know that we are still young, so don't be dumb BbDon't (x1333x@1)trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once. [Verse I] F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1)Uh, you only live once that's the motto, Dm (xx0231@1) C (x32010@1)so take a chill pill ease up the throttle. F (133211@1) BbNever (x1333x@1)go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears, Dm (xx0231@1) Cyour (x32010@1)friends will all be sorry when they can't hear. F (133211@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal, Dm (xx0231@1) Cthen (x32010@1)bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle. F (133211@1) Bb'cause (x1333x@1)you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail, Dm (xx0231@1) Cand (x32010@1)never travel by car or bus, water, by rail. F (133211@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)don't travel by plane and don't travel at all, Dm (xx0231@1) Cbuild (x32010@1)a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall. F (133211@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya, Dm (xx0231@1) C (x32010@1) and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas. F (133211@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe, Dm (xx0231@1) Cyou (x32010@1)only live once, don't let it go to waste. [Chorus] F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) DmYou (xx0231@1)know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun BbCook (x1333x@1)your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once. [Verse II] F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1)Yeah, and here's another piece of advice: Dm (xx0231@1) CStay (x32010@1)away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice. F (133211@1) BbThere's (x1333x@1)no such thing as too much Purell. Dm (xx0231@1) CThis (x32010@1)a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell. F (133211@1) BbSo (x1333x@1)don't 1980 force any plugs into sockets. Dm (xx0231@1) CAlways (x32010@1)wear a chastity belt and triple lock it. F (133211@1) BbThen (x1333x@1)hire a taster make him check your food for poison. Dm (xx0231@1) CAnd (x32010@1)if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him. F (133211@1) BbNo (x1333x@1)blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep. Dm (xx0231@1) CTwo (x32010@1)words about furniture: killing machines. F (133211@1) BbBoard (x1333x@1)your windows up the sun is bad for your health. Dm (xx0231@1) CAnd (x32010@1)always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself. [Verse III] FUh (133211@1)huh, Take no chances (no chances) BbStop (x1333x@1)freelancing' (right now) DmInvest (xx0231@1)in your future, don't dilute your finances (uh huh) F (133211@1) Bb401K, (x1333x@1)make sure it's low risk DmThen (xx0231@1)get some real estate (how much?) 4.2% FThirty (133211@1)year mortgage, Bbthat's (x1333x@1)important, that's a great deal DmAnd (xx0231@1)if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill F (133211@1) BbRenting (x1333x@1)is for suckers right now. A dependable savings, Dm (xx0231@1) CAnd (x32010@1)you'll retire with money in your account. Beast! F (133211@1) BbYOLO, (x1333x@1)say no no. Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) BbIsolate (x1333x@1)yourself and just roll solo, be care-folo Dm (xx0231@1) CYou (x32010@1)oughta look out also stands for YOLO. [Chorus] F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) DmYou (xx0231@1)know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs BbThen (x1333x@1)pull out all your teeth, so you can't bite your tongue. FOnly (133211@1)on this earth for a short time, time Bb (x1333x@1) DmSo (xx0231@1)don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die. Bb (x1333x@1) FJust (133211@1)take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky. You oughta look out.
