Intro: Em.... D.... C.... G..G/f#..
[Verse 1]
E5
Caroline!
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Caroline!all the guys would say she's mighty fine
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But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
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And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
E5
see even though
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she'd need a golden calculator to divide
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The time it takes to look inside and realize that
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Real guys go for real
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down to Mars girls
[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
E5 D5
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C5
But lean a little bit closer
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See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
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roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
REPEAT INTRO (guitar solo)
[Verse 2]
E5 D5 C5
Caroline! she's the reason for the word "bitch"
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I hope you're tryin to put on her makeup in the mirror
E5
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
D5 C5
She needs a golden calculator to divide
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The time it takes to look inside and realize that
D5 C5 G5 G/f#
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls,
[Chorus- Repeat 2X ]
E5 D5
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C5
But lean a little bit closer
G5 G/f# E5
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
D5 C5 G5 G/f#
roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Repeat Intro (guitar Solo)
E5
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
E5
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
D5 C5 G5 G/f#
roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
E5 D5
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C5
But lean a little bit closer
G5 G/f# E5
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
D5 C5 G5 G/f#
roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Repeat intro (guitar solo) End on E5
Chords by Cameron Woodard