GI (320003@1)don't want a lot for Christmas
G/BThere's (143121@7)just one thing I need
CI (x32010@1)don't care about the presents
Cm6/Eb
Underneath the Christmas tree
G (320003@1)                    B7(#5)
I just want you for my own
Em (022000@1)                     Cm6/Eb
More than you could ever know
G (320003@1)               E7Every (020130@1)night I study 
Am7 (x02010@1)          Am7(b5)/D
How to get a Christmas
         G (320003@1)Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)DF*ck (xx0232@1)Buddy.

F*ck Buddy yeah!



GI (320003@1)don't want a lot for Christmas

I just wanna girl for free
CI (x32010@1)don't care about the presents
C#mI (x13321@4)just wanna shagging spree

GI (320003@1)don't need to hang my stocking

I just wanna put my c*ck in
CSanta (x32010@1)Claus won't make me happy
C#Sorry (x43121@1)I dont swing that way



G (320003@1)                    B7I (x21202@1)just want a little tug
Em (022000@1)                     Cm6/Eb
Underneath the Christmas Rug
G (320003@1)               E7Every (020130@1)night I study,
Am7 (x02010@1)          DHow (xx0232@1)to get a christmas
G (320003@1)Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)	 C#mF*ck (x13321@4)Buddy yeah, and it's you baby

GI (320003@1)won't ask for much this Christmas

All I ask for starts with blow(Bl*wjob)
CI'm (x32010@1)gonna keep on waiting
C#mUnderneath (x13321@4)the mistletoe
GOn (320003@1)my Christmas list I've written,

All the Girls I want to bed,
CFrom (x32010@1)New Zealand back to Britain,
C#mComment (x13321@4)on our youtube thread!



G (320003@1)                           B7 (x21202@1)I wanna ride you like a rodeo
Em (022000@1)                	Cm6/Eb
  More than you could ever know
G (320003@1)             E7Every (020130@1)night i study
Am7 (x02010@1)               D (xx0232@1)How to get a Christmas
G (320003@1)Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)C#mF*ck (x13321@4)buddy, yeah

B7And (x21202@1)when it gets to christmas eve, 
   			EmAnd (022000@1)you've got no nookie
B7How (x21202@1)the hell do you think your
				Emgonna (022000@1)get through the christmas holidays
Cm6/Eb					GYou (320003@1)can't sit around like another slacker 
 		E7 (020130@1)You need someone(Hey!)
			Am7 (x02010@1)
To Pull your Christmas cracker!!
C#mOoooooooh (x13321@4)


(just verse chords here)
Hey Stefan, its about this time last year when my dad went off on a co...
(stop music)
Yeah yeah, shut the f*ck up, it's christmas.



G (320003@1)                       B7I (x21202@1)just want amilf (x02210@1)and furry		(Unsure about this line)
Em (022000@1)                     Cm6/Eb
Come and let me stuff your turkey,
G (320003@1)               E7Every (020130@1)Night I study,
     Am7 (x02010@1)          Am7(b5)/D      
How to get a Christmas
G (320003@1)Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)C#mF*ck (x13321@4)bUddy, Buddy (Come on Stef, it's finished.)

Anything you notice thats wrong just email me at 
deathreptile@live.co.uk

Well that's all, have fun christmas carrolling ;)