Listen to the intro for the timing and the song for the rythmn. Any corrections welcome 
i think is ok.
Note the key change after the second verse. The ending Bb/B is a slide from Bb to B.

Nice Legs Shame About The Face
The Monks

Intro
E----------------------------------------------------------------------- | E
B---------------------------------------------5--5--55--55--55--55------ | B
G---------------------------------------------6--6--66--66--66--66------ | G
D---2--2--2--2------7--7--77--77--77--77------7--7--77--77--77--77------ | D
A---0--0--0--0------5--5--55--55--55--55------0--0--00--00--00--00------ | A
E----------------------------------------------------------------------- | E

E----------------------------------------------------------------------- | E
B-----------------------------5--5--55--55--55-------------------------- | B
G-----------------------------6--6--66--66--66-------------------------- | G
D---(b9)-(b9)-9(b9)-----77--77------7--7--77--77--77-------------------------- | D
A---7--7--77------55--55------0--0--00--00--00-------------------------- | A
E----------------------------------------------------------------------- | E

A5
Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate
Waiting at the corner, she?s be dressed in black
D5
There was I expecting a really tasty bird
A5
He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word
E5                        D5
When I saw her there she was a real disgrace
A5
I thought nice legs shame about the face

D5      A5      E5  D5  A5    E5

A5
I had to take her dancing, I couldn?t let her down
So we caught the bus to the other side of town
D5
Out upon the dance floor, I wasn?t getting far
A5
So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar
E5                                     D5
I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place
A5
And they said nice legs shame about her face

B5      B5
E5      B5     F#5  E5  B5   F#5

B5
She said could we go bowling,
I said that would be fine
E5
But when I bought the tickets
B5
She?d already changed her mind
F#5                        E5
She was turning out to be a real hard case
B5
Nice legs shame about the boat race


E5      B5     F#5  E5  B5   F#5


B5
Downed a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder
Whispered in my ear it?s getting kind of late
E5
When I took her home we hardly said a thing
B5
I walked her to the door, expected to go in
F#5                            E5
She looked me up and down and really put me in my place
B5                                        Bb5
She said nice legs shame about your face
                               Bb5
Nice legs shame about your face