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Please don't look at me
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I've seen all that I want to see
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You take your cigarettes and light them
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Forty year old household item
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You've got housewifeitis
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With a terminal solution
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Your face is likea  preview of 
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September's Television


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And you're somebody's Mom (Mom )
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Even if you're just a lazy useless bum
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And you married somebody's dad (Dad)
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If I had been your children I sure would have been mad


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And now you say your husband's queer
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Running with the secretary
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While you stay home and cure your ills
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With sedatives and other pills
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A5                     B5 
And you're somebody's Mom (Mom )
D5                                  E5
Even if you're just a lazy useless bum
A5                          B5
And you married somebody's dad (Dad)
D5                                                 E5
If I had been your children I sure would have been mad


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And you're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )
A5                      B5
You're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )
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You're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )
A5                      B5                                 A5
You're somebody's, you're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )