Intro: C#/D (3x)

G                  C                 G                D
Dishpans hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
G                 C                G             D
Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
    C         G           D             G
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
    C                 G            D
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime


           G         C              G
Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
  C              G             D                   G
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
  C              G           D                G
I was born to do dishes fuck you, I'm just so proud
  C              G             D                   G
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out


The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime


Solo:

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