Intro: C#5 (3x)

G5                  C5                 G5                D5
Dishpans hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
G5                 C5                G5             D5
Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
    C5         G5           D5             G5
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
    C5                 G5            D5
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime


           G5         C5              G5
Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
  C5              G5             D5                   G5
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
  C5              G5           D5                G5
I was born to do dishes fuck you, I'm just so proud
  C5              G5             D5                   G5
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out


The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime


Solo:

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