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[ A A A D A A A D A A A D ]

E                                  A
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
E                               A
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
D                                 A
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
D                           A
Or smoking pot out of a bong
D                        A
Wearin' flowers in my hair
D                        A
And having dirty underwear
E                            D                  A
I don't wanna be a granola-head  -  refr?o(2x)
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Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
E                              A
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
D                           A
I think I'd rather be at home
D                      A
Listening to the Ramones
D                              A
Or hanging out and getting drunk
D                          A
With a bunch of useless punks

refr?o (2x)
E              A
Oh can't you see
E             A
It's not for me
D                               A
Eating bean sprouts all day long
D                           A
And smoking pot out of a bong
D                         A
Wearing flowers in my hair
D                        A
And having dirty underwear

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