Again, this is a crappy tab/chords. Such is life. 
It's made even crappier by the general lack of strong chords in the thing anyway. 
I play keyboard, not guitar, so..eh..deal with it. 
Oh, and it's probably completely wrong, but who cares - any way to  
play this song's a good one. :D 
 
Intro: 
(Use the bass note as a lead-in to the chord, 
lest you be inventive enough to figure out the original timing and whatnot. 
This works, but I'm going for ease of playing/explaining here. Work with me.) 
 
F5 A5 E5 D5 
 

Verse: 

(The lyrics are practically spoken. Intro chords continue merrily.) 
 

   F5     A5           E5             D5 
My first customer was Megan she came in 
      F5                  A5   E5 D5 
For a hamburger with the lot, no meat 
F5            A5           E5          D5 
Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out 
F5 
(lil riff) 
 

   F5      A5           E5             D5 
My second customer was Susan she came in 
         F5              A5   E5   D5 
For Diet Pepsi, morning tea, each day, I said 
F5         A5              E5          D5 
You don't need to be on a diet if you wanna come out  
F5 
Tonight 

(lil riff) 
 
Bridge: 
F5          C5                  D5     F5 
I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money 
          F5              C5                  D5 
And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view 
      F5            C5                   D5 
He'll buy us those beers with a bit of lemon on top And they don't taste too  
Bb5      F5      G5 
bad I'm tellin you 
 
(The f-c-dm-f progression's straight from Coming Up For Air, too. :D) 
 
Verse again (same chords as before): 
 
My third customer was Maria, she came in for hot chips with sauce 

(More sauce!) - she said! And she took me home....to meet her mother. 

My fourth customer was Sandy, she came in for nothing I could see, 'cept me.. 

So as it was, I too was eating a hamburger of sorts within the hour ;-) 
 
Chorus: 
  F5       C5              D5     F5 
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls 
          F5           C5            D5                F5 
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world 
        F5      C5                  D5                 F5 
If they work I keep them , If they don't, I keep them too, and I  
F5              C5 
teach them all how to be 
Bb5           F5    G5 
dirty girls, like you 
 
Solo over verse chords: 
F5 A5 E5 D5 
(The solo's easier than it sounds) 
 
Chorus again: 
  F5       C5              D5     F5 
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls 
          F5           C5            D5                F5 
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world 
        F5      C5                  D5                 F5 
If they work I keep them , If they don't, I keep them too, and I  
F5              C5 
teach them all how to be 
Bb5           F5    G5 
dirty girls, like you