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Kenneth Clarke's beard is wondrous place, there are thousands of people who 
live on his face

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There are schools for the children and homes for the old, when you live in 
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a beard you never get cold
 
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There's a theme-park, a circus, a lake and a zoo. On Kenneth Clarke's beard 
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there's just so much to do!

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I live in a place that's never been sheared, yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's 
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beard.