Am                   E
He's been around the world
    Dm             Am
And much of it was queer
Dm                    Am
He got a nasty little rash 
       Dm            E
from a brothel in Tangiers.
Dm                    Am
A knife it missed his artery 
     Dm       Am
in a harem in Algiers
Dm                 Am
And from a whore in Rotterdam 
Dm           E
he got Gonorrhoea.

F                C
Now he works the fairground, 
      F             C
looks back on his career
F                C  
And anyone who's interested 
F
he shows his, 
F
shows his, 
E
souvenirs, souvenirs.

Am               E
He lost a finger and an arm 
Dm        Am
to a grenadier
Dm                Am
He lost an eye in Africa 
Dm             E
to a bushman's spear.
Dm                  Am
He's been in wicked storms 
Dm               Am
on all the seven seas
Dm              Am
He's had scurvy and the plague 
Dm           E
and tropical disease.

F                C
Now he works the fairground, 
      F             C
looks back on his career
F                C  
And anyone who's interested 
F
he shows his, 
F
shows his, 
E
souvenirs, souvenirs.


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