Tabbed by Devin Green...just in case.

Capo on 5th fret, ya turkey.

    G                                
I fell in love with a girl named Marcama
 Am                D
And I love her a lot
 G
I love her to bit
 C                         G
I wanna kiss her on the lips
 G
I fell in love with a David by the name of David Liebe Hart
 Am                D
And I love him a lot
 G                             C
I wanna make love to him like light and dark
 Am                  D
Like the stars at night
 G
I love him to bit
 C                        G
I wanna kiss him on the lips
 G
I love her to bit
 C                         G
I wanna kiss her on the lips
 G
I love him to bit
 C                         G
I wanna kiss him on the lips
 G
I love her to bit
 C                         G
I wanna kiss her on the lips