Intro:G D Cadd9 G D Cadd9 G
G (320003@1)                               DMy (xx0232@1)girlfriend dumped my five days ago
                                              GYou're (320003@1)my favorite couple and I wanted you to know
                                DYeah (xx0232@1)two is company three is a crowd
                                                     Cadd9But (x32030@1)Friday nights coming up and I heard you're going out
                          GWell (320003@1)I've been down since she's been gone
    DAnd (xx0232@1)if you don't mind I'd like to tag along

And be a

Cadd9
Third wheel
         GWould (320003@1)it be alright 
        DI (xx0232@1)ain't got nothing going 
      Cadd9 (x32030@1)        GCan (320003@1)I hang with yall tonight
Cadd9
Third wheel
DDon't (xx0232@1)let me stay home
           GI (320003@1)know you wanna be together but I don't wanna be alone

G (320003@1)                               DWe (xx0232@1)can go walking and look at the moon
                                        GOr (320003@1)get a hot fudge sunday with an extra spoon
                                                  DYou (xx0232@1)can park the car run your fingers through her hair
                                   Cadd9 (x32030@1)        GI'll (320003@1)be in the back seat you won't even know I'm there
    Cadd9 (x32030@1)             GHow (320003@1)bout the cheesecake factory 
DJust (xx0232@1)you and her and me

I'm gonna be a



Cadd9
Third wheel
          GWouldn't (320003@1)it be great
D (xx0232@1)                              GDon't (320003@1)mind me carry on with your date
Cadd9
third wheel
G (320003@1)               DDon't (xx0232@1)let me stay home

I know you wanna be together

But I don't wanna be alone



Cadd9 (x32030@1)          GLets (320003@1)go shopping give me the keys
       D (xx0232@1)             Cadd9 (x32030@1)    GOr (320003@1)and awkward pic-nic by the oak tree
Cadd9 (x32030@1)                    GWe (320003@1)could stay in and watch DVD's
DOr (xx0232@1)you could play twister and I could referee

I'm gonna be a



Cadd9
third wheel
       GThat's (320003@1)what I'll do
D (xx0232@1)                      Cadd9 (x32030@1)    GYou (320003@1)can act like I ain't irratating you
Cadd9
Third wheel
GI'll (320003@1)make myself at home

Thanks to you two
                     (Play intro again)
I'll never be alone



G (320003@1)                                  G (320003@1)   GHere (320003@1)we go and a one and a two and a third wheel!