Hey There Delilah spoof, by Tim Hawkins

Played the same as the regular song, with different words...
Thus, it's a "spoof"

Intro: D, F#m

Verse1:
D (xx0232@1)                         F#mHey (244222@1)there Delilah, this is your ex-boyfriend Sampson,
       D (xx0232@1)                                        F#mAnd (244222@1)I know you thought that lifting weights, made me so buff and handsome,
        
Bm (x24432@1)          G (320003@1)                    A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)           A*           
You were wrong, it's 'cuz I let my hair grow long, it makes me strong,


D (xx0232@1)                         F#mHey (244222@1)there Delilah, you came in while I was sleeping,
       D (xx0232@1)                          F#mAnd (244222@1)I didn't feel you cutting and I didn't hear you creeping
         Bm (x24432@1)  G (320003@1)         A (x02220@1)                Bm (x24432@1)             A*
out the door, You left my hair piled on the floor, while I just snored

Chorus:
D (xx0232@1)                     Bm (x24432@1)     D (xx0232@1)            BmOh, (x24432@1)it's what you did to me, Oh, while I was asleep,
D (xx0232@1)            Bm (x24432@1)     D (xx0232@1)                BmOh, (x24432@1)I'm a Nazarene, Oh, but you shaved me clean,
                   DDelilah (xx0232@1)you're so mean

Bridge:
G (320003@1)                                  AKilled (x02220@1)a lion, big and mean, and slaughtered many Philistines, 
     D (xx0232@1)                                 BmAll (x24432@1)with a donkey's jaw bone, that's no lie,
G (320003@1)                                    ABut (x02220@1)now I'm chained up to a wall, and I can't cry no tears at all,
     D (xx0232@1)                                 BmBecause (x24432@1)the came and gouged out both my eyes...
 G (320003@1)                                       AWhy'd (x02220@1)you grab those clippin' shears, and shave my head like Britney Spears,
      D (xx0232@1)                             Bm (x24432@1)                     D'Cuz (xx0232@1)now I'm standing hear in total shame, Delilah, you're to blame

Verse 3:
 D (xx0232@1)                        F#m (244222@1)                            
Hey there Delilah, why did you have to deceive me? 
          D (xx0232@1)                           F#m (244222@1)                     BmIt's (x24432@1)so hard for me to think, not long ago I wanted you to be my bride,
G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)                  Bm (x24432@1)   =
But you took too much off the sides, 
G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)            Bmhey (x24432@1)there Delilah when you die,
G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)            BmJust (x24432@1)tell the devil, I said "hi", 
           A*
He'll know why

Chorus 2:
D (xx0232@1)                      Bm (x24432@1)  D (xx0232@1)                BmOh, (x24432@1)it's what you did to me, Oh, Now I'm up the creek,
D (xx0232@1)                Bm (x24432@1)    D (xx0232@1)              BmOh, (x24432@1)now I feel so weak, Oh, I look like a freak,
                         DDelilah, (xx0232@1)you're such a geek...


Chorus keeps playing:

D, Bm, D, Bm, etc.