E5
Well my old john deer finally broke down
B5
Used it every day drove it into the ground
     F#5
So I went to get a new one way up town
    A5                        B5
And I was out of luck, cause they were all out
     E5
So I found a used tractor on craigs list
B5
There was no picture but I couldnt resist 
          F#5
It seemed like a good deal but now I regret it
       A5                 B5
If you wanna know why go take a look at it

E5
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
B5
Go take a peek its out in the pasture
F#5
people make fun but it don't matter 
A5                       B5
drives real loud so you can't hear the laughter
E5
plays a sweet song when you turn on the corner
B5
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
F#5
When I think about it I just get madder 
A5
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

E5
Just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
   B5
My daddy came by Sunday after church
        F#5
He said son don't you listen to them big mouth jerks
   A5               B5        
If people make fun hit em with your purse and

E5
Take em for a ride on your pretty pink tractor
B5
Can I get a picture
                           F#5
I wanna show my pastor I'm sure all the family would wanna take a gander
A5                        B5
So im gonna show em your pretty pink tractor

(after the chorus there is a guitar who plays)

E-5-5-5-5-3s-5-E
B-5-5-5-5-3s-5-B
G--------------G
D--------------D
A--------------A
E--------------E
E5                 B5
Tally tubby cover on the seat 
F#5             A5
Like a red-neck sesame street
B5 
oh yeah!


Gotta watch out when you buy on line
don't turn out good all the time
why yall gotta make fun that way
it plows it up eight bells of hay
give me a minute while i put this dip in
hit with a purse and you be trippin
snap shot cheap shot take a look
post it all up on yo facebook
every body hatin on my new ride
cows and chicken dog and pig
jump on my tractor let it flow
gotchya trippin on a double rainbow
I fire it up I hear yall laughin
makin it rain I'm a red-neck rapping
pepto bismal fashion pink
I know yall really wanna be me!

E5
Plays a sweet song when you turn on the corner
B5
Barbie would drive it, if she was a farmer
F#5
When I think about it

I just get madder 
A5                  B5
I got stuck with a pretty pink tracter

who yeah yeah
E5                       B5
I need to go to town 
                      F#5             A5
And trade it in for a green or brown
             B5
Who wants my pretty pink tractor