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Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 21:02:49 -0400 (EDT)
From: wilsong@cyberus.ca
Subject: t/tim_wilson/secret_crush.crd


SECRET CRUSH
-Tim Wilson

Transcribed by Jason Boushey

INTRO
G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)Am (x02210@1)D (xx0232@1)x2

VERSE 1
           G (320003@1)	DShe's (xx0232@1)got a nice body  Her hair is dark
                   Am (x02210@1)	DWhen (xx0232@1)she take's it doggy style  She likes to bark
G (320003@1)	      DNot (xx0232@1)that I would know  A little birdy told me
      Am (x02210@1)     DExcuse (xx0232@1)me while I go masturbate


Riff 1	A--3-----2-----0---


CHORUS
G (320003@1)               DI (xx0232@1)lover her  She hates me
G (320003@1)                         DShe's (xx0232@1)got a great personality
G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)        AmI've (x02210@1)got a secret crush
G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)        GI've (320003@1)got a secret crush


VERSE 2

She's really smart,  I think she's keen
Outside her window I can never be seen
I fantasize all day,  while laying in the grass
Of her putting objects up my ass

Riff1

CHORUS

INTERLUDE
G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)x2

VERSE 3
I saw her at the movies, with some other guy
I got so depressed that I wanted to cry
So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg
To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg

Riff 1

CHORUS

OUTRO
G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)      AmI've (x02210@1)got a secret crush
G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)      GI've (320003@1)got a secret crush