Transcribed by Jason Boushey

INTRO
G  D  Am  D  x2

VERSE 1
           G                  D
She's got a nice body  Her hair is dark
                   Am                  D
When she take's it doggy style  She likes to bark
G                        D
Not that I would know  A little birdy told me
      Am                 D
Excuse me while I go masturbate


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CHORUS
G                 D
I lover her  She hates me
G                                D
She's got a great personality
G              D          Am
I've got a secret crush
G              D          G
I've got a secret crush


VERSE 2

She's really smart,  I think she's keen
Outside her window I can never be seen
I fantasize all day,  while laying in the grass
Of her putting objects up my ass

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CHORUS

INTERLUDE
G  D  C  D  G  x2

VERSE 3
I saw her at the movies, with some other guy
I got so depressed that I wanted to cry
So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg
To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg

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CHORUS

OUTRO
G               D        Am
I've got a secret crush
G               D        G
I've got a secret crush