Transcribed by Jason Boushey

INTRO
G5  D5  A5  D5  x2

VERSE 1
           G5                  D5
She's got a nice body  Her hair is dark
                   A5                  D5
When she take's it doggy style  She likes to bark
G5                        D5
Not that I would know  A little birdy told me
      A5                 D5
Excuse me while I go masturbate


Riff 1      A--3-----2-----0---


CHORUS
G5                 D5
I lover her  She hates me
G5                                D5
She's got a great personality
G5              D5          A5
I've got a secret crush
G5              D5          G5
I've got a secret crush


VERSE 2

She's really smart,  I think she's keen
Outside her window I can never be seen
I fantasize all day,  while laying in the grass
Of her putting objects up my ass

Riff1

CHORUS

INTERLUDE
G5  D5  C5  D5  G5  x2

VERSE 3
I saw her at the movies, with some other guy
I got so depressed that I wanted to cry
So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg
To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg

Riff 1

CHORUS

OUTRO
G5               D5        A5
I've got a secret crush
G5               D5        G5
I've got a secret crush