(intro) F5 (x4) (bass line F5 F5 C5 - D5 - F5 ) (verse) F5 Bb5 F5 Who am I? Do you recognize me? Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 Of course you don't. I'm nobody. F5 Bb5 F5 I have no money. I have no name. Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 I tear the tickets at the hall of fame. (chorus) Bb5 F5 C5 F5 I buy my dinner at the seven-eleven Eat it in the kitchen while I watch TV I like my free time and I love my wife Bb5 F5 C5 Bb5 You'll find my number on the B-side of life (verse) F5 Bb5 F5 Once I got lucky. I had a band Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 We had a song it got to number 3 F5 Bb5 F5 Made lots of money. Made lots of friends Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 Had lots of pretty people hangin' 'round me F5 Bb5 F5 Now all I want is a place to hide Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 To feel safe from the chaos outside F5 Bb5 F5 A cold refrigerator, a warm bed Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 A place where no one will stick a gun to my head (chorus) Bb5 F5 C5 F5 I buy my dinner at the seven-eleven Eat it in the kitchen while I watch TV I like my free time and I love my wife Bb5 F5 C5 Bb5 We're happy living on the B-side of life (bridge) Eb5 F5 F5 We had a key to the city Eb5 D5 But the rooms it did unlock G5 D5 Were full of over-priced portraits Bb5 A5 C5 Engaged in cheap small talk (verse) F5 Bb5 F5 So turn out the lights, turn up the radio Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 Don't know the singer but I love that song F5 Bb5 F5 I know that I'm no Baryshnikov baby Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 But I wanna dance with you all night long (verse no lyrics - Oooh oooh etc...) F5 Bb5 F5 Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 (x2) (chorus) Bb5 F5 C5 F5 I'll buy you dinner at the seven-eleven Eat it in the kitchen while we watch TV Tonight's my birthday. Let's have a party Bb5 F5 C5 Bb5 F5 I'm thirty with a bullet from the B-side of life -------------------------------------------------------- Note: If you don't like playing all of these barre chords, you can transpose it down a half step. verse: E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 D5 E5 chorus: A5 E5 B5 E5 (x3) A5 E5 B5 A5 bridge: D5 E5 E5 D5 C#5 F#5 C#5 A5 Ab5 B5
