The original didn't have the full lyrics typed out so I figured I'd submit a complete version.
Credit to
robertatscn, for doing the majority of the song 
CaptBadass,  for the last two verses
and EakEak, for the solo


G           Em        C               G 
  I'm sorry mama, but I been drinkin' again. 
C                G           D                   C 
  Me and the old man got us a head start on the weekend.
G                   Em                            C                     G
  And rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's basement with all my friends.
   C                 G                  D                      C
Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten.

         Em   G       C                    G 
And the walk home is gonna be a real shit show.
        Am                    G               D                    C
I'll be pickin' up half smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road.
          Em    G              C                   G 
And then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light.
Am                G                   D                    C 
I'm gonna put the devil inside me to sleep if it takes all night. 
            G      Em          C                   G
So lets get fucked up, and lets pretend we're all okay.  
    C                         G                     D                   C  
And if you got something that you can't live with, save it for another day.
G            D      G 
Save it for another day.

G           Em             C                      G
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a call from the neighbors tonight
C                    G                                 D                    C 
All of my asshole buddies are coming over and they're feeling a little too alright
G                         Em                            C              G
I'm sick and tired of everyone in this town being so goddamn uptight
   C                      G                              D                   C
But don't you worry, I'll do all the talking when they turn on the flashing lights

            Em   G   C                  G 
When I'm an old man I can be the quiet type
     Am               G               D                   C
And I can go without a moment of fun for the rest of my life
              Em    G      C                   G 
I can read a good book and I can be in bed by ten
            Am                G                   D                     C 
And I can get up early, go to work and come home, and start it all over again
                G      Em          C                   G
But while we're young, boys, everybody raise your glasses high
                C                    G                        D                   C
Singing, "Here's to the good times, here's to the home team Kiss the good times goodbye
          G             D      G 
Oh yeah, kiss the good times goodbye"


         G                    C 
I need a timeout, I need an escape from reality
          D                                  C 
Or else I need eternal darkness and death, I need an exit strategy.
           G                                C 
Down in North Carolina I could have been a productive member of society
             D                                                     C  
But these New Jersey cigarettes and all they require have made a fucking junkie out of me
             G                  D                         G             C
So give me a Guinness, give me a keystone light, give me a kegger on a Friday night.
        G                     D        C 
Give me anything, but another year in exile -ile, illleee
          G                 C                D             C
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now! 
         G                 C                  D
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, God knows how many times I've said this
              C                                    
before, but I really don't feel like doing this anymore.


   G                   D         G                                      D            G
So Andy lets turn into dirty old men. Close down the bar every night at the Glen Rock Inn.
                                D               G
Talk about our grand-kids as we stroke our grey beards.
            G                           D            G
Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of these years.
      C
And I know there are bicycles waiting to ride,
            G                              
But I could swear I heard voices on the other side.
       A                      C              D
Saying wait until you see the whites of their eyes.
    G                      D             G
And now that I'm older, I look back and say
           C           D    G
"What the fuck was it for anyway?"
      G                         D            G
Those dreams are lying in the still of the grave
          C              D    G
What the fuck were they for anyway?
         G                          D        G
So let it be on a stretcher if I get carried away
          C          D    G         C
What the fuck was it for anyway?
          G           D      G
What the fuck was it for anyway?

Final Solo
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D|---9h10--12---10p9-----9-----9h10h9---------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------12--10-----------10-------10h12------10h12------10h12--12~--|
E|-----------------------------------------12----------12---------12--------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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D|---9h10--12---10p9------9----9h10h9---------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------12---10----------10-------10h12------10h12------10h12--10~--|
E|-----------------------------------------12----------12---------12--------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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G|----------------------------------------------------------------------12--9-----|
D|-12-10-9--12-10-9--12-10-9----------9--12-10-9----------9h10h9----12------------|
A|---------------------------12-10-12------------12-10h12--------12---------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|


E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------9---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-12-10-9--10-12----12-10-9----------10~--12-10-9----------9h10h9----------------|
A|---------------------------12-10-12--------------12-10h12--------12-10~---------|
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