"2nd Hottest Girl"


                          Ab
You're the second hottest girl
          Bbm
I've ever seen
        Cm
On that show you're on
               Db
With three other girls
Eb
I mean...


There are three girls
Ab
On the show
Bbm
You're two out of three
         Cm                Db    Eb
I'm just trying to be transparent 

                 Ab
Cause you're the runner up
Bbm
She's the beauty queen
Cm                              
You're the second hottest girl
     Db       Eb
I've ever seen

        Ab
On that show I mean
       Bbm
You're clearly number two
Cm
Maybe next season hottest one 
Db      Eb
Will be you

         Ab
When the hottest chick leaves
          Bbm
Cause her rate goes through the roof
Cm                              Db
Process of elimination might be good to you
    Dbm      Ab
But probably not

          Bbm
Cause the next girl they find
     Cm                          Db              Eb
Will probably be hotter than the one from last time

                 Ab
Cause you're the runner up
Bbm
She's the beauty queen
Cm                                  Db
You're the second hottest girl I've ever seen
        Eb
On that show I mean

             Fm                           Eb
And I'd drop anything to help you if your life's in danger
Fm                                Eb
  As long as your slightly hotter friend's not in despair
Fm                Eb
Or even slight discomfort
         Db  
I'm just trying to be honest

Eb

                 Ab
Cause girls like honesty
    Bbm
And honestly
    Cm                            Db        Eb
You probably won't be the hottest girl I'll date

                 Ab
Cause you're the runner up
Bbm
She's the beauty queen
Cm         
You're the second hottest girl 
     Db       Eb
I've ever seen

              Ab
But don't get jealous, girl
        Bbm
It's an ugly thing to be
  Cm
Especially when already
       Db
You're only second hottest
       Dbm
You're only second hottest
       Db
You're only second hottest
   Ab
To me...


Call me. Text me.


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