Intro
C#m (Go up fretboard - C#m D D#m E)

C#m (whole verse)
A few drinks at the house 
Gotta get that buzz going 
Cause I can afford 
The club drinks That they're pouring

C#mValet's (x13321@4)20 bucks 
C#m (x13321@4)                BSo (x2444x@1)I'll find me a meter 
C#mIt's (x13321@4)five blocks away 
C#m (x13321@4)                BBut (x2444x@1)the parking is cheaper

C#mI (x13321@4)walk straight up to the bouncer 
Got the flyer in my hand 
BSaid (x2444x@1)I didn't bring the ladies 
But I've brought my favorite friends

C#mHe (x13321@4)doesn't say a word 
He just points us to the back 
BLike (x2444x@1)he thinks we'll wait in line 
No, no we Ain't doing that

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mI (x13321@4)whistle while I work it 
I whistle while I work it 
I whistle while I-------

C#m (whole verse)
4 out of 5 
Make it some hours later 
Sober up, over heated 
And I can't find a waiter

C#m (whole verse)
We dance up on some girls 
But they're blocking us out 
I could win them with words 
                                     BbmBut (x13321@1)the music's so loud

C#mAfraid (x13321@4)to use the toilet 
I'll get vomit on my pants 
BAnd (x2444x@1)I never tip the bathroom guy 
BbThat (x1333x@1)helps me dry my hands

C#mThat (x13321@4)guy has a table 
we can drink up for a while 
BTil (x2444x@1)they notice we've been mocking 
BbAnd (x1333x@1)get kicked out with style

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mI (x13321@4)whistle while I work it 
I whistle while I work it 
I whistle while I-------

C#m (for the whole rap)

Fellas say HO! 
Ladies say OW! 
You stepped on my foot 
Ice will bring it right down

Dating foreign girls 
Last name no vows 
rock the tight T 
Black Simon Cowel

Wanna throw my hands up 
JUMP, JUMP 
But it's too cramped the Krump 
I might bruise my junk

I know where to go 
No shennanigans 
Just new fake noses 
And Kardashians

Hey girl 
Let Me In This VIP 
Excuse me 
Who are you supposed to be?

I am Wayne Brady 
From your T.V. screen 
Do I have to choke a bitch 
Now do you believe?

I love Whose Line 
And I watch your game show 
Then you hook a brother up 
Uh, let me see, NO!

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mCause (x13321@4)I know somebody 
EWho (022100@1)knows somebody 
BWho (x2444x@1)knows somebody 
F#Who (244322@1)knows

C#mI (x13321@4)whistle while I work it 
I whistle while I work it 
I whistle while I...