Transcribed by rh C F C F C (x2) C You know just the other morning F C F C I was hanging around in my house C F I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked C F C I was checkin' it out G F Just then a friend of mine came through the door G F Said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before G F She said she didn't ever want to see me any more C G And I still don't know why (CHORUS:) C F I think I'm an alright guy C F I think I'm an alright guy G G I just want to live until I've got to die F F I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try C F I think I'm an alright guy C F C I think I'm alright C Now maybe I'm dirty F C F C And maybe I smoke a little dope C F Hey it ain't like I'm going on TV C F C And tearing up pictures of the pope G F I know I get wild and I know I get drunk G F But it ain't like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk G F My old man used to call me a no-good punk C G And I still don't know why (Chorus) SOLO (over verse; skip final G) C You know just the other night F C F C These cops pulled me over outside a bar C They turned on their lights F C F C And they ordered me out of my car G F Man I was only kidding when I called 'em a couple of dicks G F But still they made me do the stupid human tricks G F Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks C G And I still don't know why (Chorus) (Outro)
